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Sep 25 11 6:27 PM

QUOTE (InsanityPrawnBoy @ September 25, 2011 07:32 am)
Oh, Practis... To explain.

You've been away for a while and you've missed a lot of important history.

Many moons ago now, I joined this website as Puglin, a rogueishly charming vagabond/revolutionary, determined to put an end to Creature Chaos because it was silly. Preaching equality and justice through freedom of expression, I roamed the forum, saving metaphorical orphans (in a dashing yet nonchalant manner) and fighting the cruel moderators intent on destroying my dream of peace and love.

However, The Man is strong, and hammerbanned me for my valiant efforts to save society (perhaps even humanity) itself.

My loyal tuba-playing acolyte VisserZer0 came to my aid, dodging the mighty hammers of The Man to create me a new, secret account-- InsanityPrawnBoy-- which could be kept sheltered from the moderators, nurtured in secret, that I may work behind the scenes to bring others to our cause without attracting undue attention. It has been a deadly game of cat-and-mouse, yet I remain undiscovered (possibly due to sheer wit and stealth), breeding malcontent while remaining utterly benevolent and altruistic.

Visser still has my account password, though, so he fucks it up every now and then at the insistence of the foul temptress Wolverale, for whom our tuba-wielding Lancelot/Judice lusts. At the moment the default language is set to Norwegian.

By the way, I'm also a sheriff as of like a week or two ago. I appoint deputies sometimes. Mainly just the new people to freak them out. You can be a cattle rustler if you want. But then Chris has to hunt you down. I don't know, it's a lifestyle decision.

Firstly:

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tuba

Kill yourself nao k. kthxbai.

Secondly:

Wolverale never asked me to do anything to your account. >.> He wanted me to fuck HIS account up. So I did.


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Sep 25 11 6:37 PM

To InsanityPrawnBoy:

As a former bannee of the original impossible creatures planet you have my sympathy and condolences and encourages to continue your impending quest.

Koko Puh-Fizzles:Turns yo milk brown so you can GIT down!

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Sep 25 11 9:46 PM

QUOTE (LAG_Practis @ September 25, 2011 06:37 pm)
To InsanityPrawnBoy:

As a former bannee of the original impossible creatures planet you have my sympathy and condolences and encourages to continue your impending quest.

>implying this is the most noteworthy part of his post

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Sep 26 11 5:50 AM

@Visser: Orly? Well, that changes things then. I'm going to stick with my version of history, though, since it involves you lusting after Wovlerale, and I think we can all enjoy a hearty lol at your expense. <3.

@Practis: Aye, I'll wager you were banned in a quest for equality too, right?

@Mut: I wasn't aware there WAS a noteworthy/meaningful part. Tell me where it is so I can edit it out.

By the way, you don't feature in this particular version of the tale, but I'm thinking of casting you as Guy of Gisbourne to my Robin Hood (except somehow I'm also sheriff. I don't know, normally the sheriff's evil, but as we've already discussed, I'm the paragon of virtue and am also a sheriff). Because, y'know, I'm modest and you're plainly evil.

Matt and Visser, you two can fight for the position of Little John. The loser has to be Maid Marrion. You know what I'm sayin' .

Then again, we could always make Wolverale Maid Marrion, just so I can freak him right out.

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Sep 26 11 7:44 AM

I've told you two before. Comparing tuba sizes has no impact on which of you gets to be LJ.

Though it doesn't look like Visser's refuting your claim.

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Sep 26 11 10:29 PM

QUOTE (InsanityPrawnBoy @ September 26, 2011 05:50 am)
By the way, you don't feature in this particular version of the tale, but I'm thinking of casting you as Guy of Gisbourne to my Robin Hood (except somehow I'm also sheriff. I don't know, normally the sheriff's evil, but as we've already discussed, I'm the paragon of virtue and am also a sheriff). Because, y'know, I'm modest and you're plainly evil.

This script is rubbish:

1) I'm not the king.
2) You're underselling your modesty. Boast about it a bit more.
3) Robin Hood wasn't a geeed.

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Then again, we could always make Wolverale Maid Marrion, just so I can freak him right out.


He's not a maid already?

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Sep 26 11 10:32 PM

Guy of Gisbourne is an assassin, not a king.

My IQ of 135 proves that I'm 6 points behind Mut.I'm pretty sure that it measures intelligence, but definitely not a propensity to be verbose in day-to-day talk, or using verbiage that some people have never heard of.This is because the gaps in those two fields ARE JUST NOT THE SAME SIZE

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Sep 27 11 2:57 AM

Guy of Gisbourne was a random douche who was hired to kill Robby babe. I'm talking the original ballads, by the way, in popular culture he's generally a lord or some shit. I like the ballad version better because Guy bitches around wearing a horse-skin with the ears and mane and tail still attached, like a retard.

It tickles my fancy to imagine Mut doing that.

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Sep 27 11 5:01 AM

Love

Life's like a party in your pants. The higher up you go the more fun you're gonna have!

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Sep 27 11 11:55 AM

Oh I don't know

Why you're not fair

I give you my love

But you don't care

So what is right

And what is wrong

Gimme a sign.

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Sep 27 11 12:55 PM

Puglin means this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_U6mWu1XQA

And it is awesome.

But this is better : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3vFGJp0

My IQ of 135 proves that I'm 6 points behind Mut.I'm pretty sure that it measures intelligence, but definitely not a propensity to be verbose in day-to-day talk, or using verbiage that some people have never heard of.This is because the gaps in those two fields ARE JUST NOT THE SAME SIZE

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Sep 27 11 2:18 PM

I tell you how to Cyclops Rock,

And then you go and turn around and break my heart.

You waste my cyclops time,

And mess up my cyclops mind.

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Sep 27 11 2:23 PM

By the way, little gremlin man, your sig annoys the metric fuck out of me. Ignoring the lacks-of-spaces-after-full-stops, which I presume is some kind of dramatic device, given that you always do it despite being told about it (which leads me to conclude that you do it as a subtle protest because the english grammar system is a needlessly complex institution)...

"... I'm pretty sure that it measures intelligence, but definitely not a propensity to be verbose in day-to-day talk, or using verbiage that some people have never heard of."

IT JUST DOESN'T QUITE MAKE SENSE. XD.

Aaaaaah present tense verb get it away from me.

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Sep 27 11 8:45 PM

I'm too cool for punctuation, but what I wrote made perfect sense back when it was written [ read : when Mut talked like a sperglord from an autism boot camp ]

Though I'm not one to talk, I actually have asperger's, as in, I'm clinically diagnosed with it.

My IQ of 135 proves that I'm 6 points behind Mut.I'm pretty sure that it measures intelligence, but definitely not a propensity to be verbose in day-to-day talk, or using verbiage that some people have never heard of.This is because the gaps in those two fields ARE JUST NOT THE SAME SIZE

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Sep 28 11 12:49 AM

Was more refering to your use of the word "using" instead on "use".

And, really? Shit, what's that like?

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Sep 28 11 12:50 AM

QUOTE (InsanityPrawnBoy @ September 27, 2011 06:23 am)
By the way, little gremlin man, your sig annoys the metric fuck out of me. Ignoring the lacks-of-spaces-after-full-stops, which I presume is some kind of dramatic device, given that you always do it despite being told about it (which leads me to conclude that you do it as a subtle protest because the english grammar system is a needlessly complex institution)...

"... I'm pretty sure that it measures intelligence, but definitely not a propensity to be verbose in day-to-day talk, or using verbiage that some people have never heard of."

IT JUST DOESN'T QUITE MAKE SENSE. XD.

Aaaaaah present tense verb get it away from me.

It was a joke from quite awhile ago when everyone here was taking IQ tests.


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Sep 28 11 8:25 AM

QUOTE (InsanityPrawnBoy @ September 28, 2011 12:49 am)
Was more refering to your use of the word "using" instead on "use".

And, really? Shit, what's that like?

Asperger's is awesome. As if you couldn't tell.

My IQ of 135 proves that I'm 6 points behind Mut.I'm pretty sure that it measures intelligence, but definitely not a propensity to be verbose in day-to-day talk, or using verbiage that some people have never heard of.This is because the gaps in those two fields ARE JUST NOT THE SAME SIZE

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