@Visser: Orly? Well, that changes things then. I'm going to stick with my version of history, though, since it involves you lusting after Wovlerale, and I think we can all enjoy a hearty lol at your expense. <3.
@Practis: Aye, I'll wager you were banned in a quest for equality too, right?
@Mut: I wasn't aware there WAS a noteworthy/meaningful part. Tell me where it is so I can edit it out.
By the way, you don't feature in this particular version of the tale, but I'm thinking of casting you as Guy of Gisbourne to my Robin Hood (except somehow I'm also sheriff. I don't know, normally the sheriff's evil, but as we've already discussed, I'm the paragon of virtue and am also a sheriff). Because, y'know, I'm modest and you're plainly evil.
Matt and Visser, you two can fight for the position of Little John. The loser has to be Maid Marrion. You know what I'm sayin'
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Then again, we could always make Wolverale Maid Marrion, just so I can freak him right out.