Amusing, but I'd rather know why you're insisting on it so hard before I do.
But yeah, I'll do it. Squid, this what you have to do:
1) Get on XFire
2) Add me - "stevus jobus"
3) I'll give you further instructions, and the link there. Since the installer is just about the most devilish and idiotic specimen of its kind I have ever seen I'm not going to bother writing out installation instructions here. YOU MUST HAVE XP.
4) In case you can't find me online, fix a time through the ICH Private messaging.
P.S. @ Lester : You cannot find armies that don't exist on a map.